1 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:30,758 MISS CLAYTON: Okay, find a seat. Sit down, please. 2 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:36,264 My name is Miss Clayton, and I'm your new teacher. 3 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:37,898 And since today's our first day together, 4 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:40,134 I think we should get to know one another. 5 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:44,205 So I'm gonna ask each of you to tell us about your summer vacation. 6 00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:46,740 Who wants to start? 7 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,282 What's your name? 8 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:55,849 Priscilla Johnson. 9 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:58,552 You want to tell us about your vacation, Priscilla? 10 00:01:58,552 --> 00:01:59,853 I got the measles. 11 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,822 Oh, the measles. That's too bad. 12 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:04,358 Was that at the beginning of vacation or the end? 13 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:05,826 The beginning. 14 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,561 Well, good. Then you had all of August to rest up. 15 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,163 What did you do in August? 16 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:10,331 I got the mumps. 17 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:11,465 You didn't. 18 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,834 I did. But it was okay. 19 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:17,438 It was a neat vacation with lots of presents. 20 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:19,440 And everyone was very nice to me. 21 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,841 Oh, good. 22 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:23,244 Except Daddy got nervous when he got the mumps. 23 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:27,348 But aside from that, it was great. 24 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:29,517 Is that all? 25 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:30,751 Isn't that enough? 26 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:32,953 Sure. Yes. 27 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:34,822 Thanks, Priscilla. 28 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,757 And what's your name? 29 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:40,328 Elliot Field. 30 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,629 Go ahead, Elliot. We're listening. 31 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:44,832 I went to summer camp. 32 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:47,201 Okay. What'd you do at summer camp? 33 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:51,505 We threw cottage cheese at each other. 34 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:55,376 And then what? 35 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:58,979 Ketchup. 36 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:04,452 And aside from having food fights, did you do anything interesting? 37 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,323 No, but that was interesting. 38 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:12,493 Yes, it was. Thank you, Elliot. 39 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:15,363 And let's see. What's your name? 40 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:17,498 Marci Campbell. 41 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:19,667 Tell us about your vacation, Marci. 42 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:22,903 Well, during my vacation, my brother lost his job, 43 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:25,239 my mom almost lost her mind 44 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:27,541 and my stepfather was murdered by his twin brother. 45 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:31,679 What kind of story is that, Marci? 46 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:34,248 It's not a story. It's the truth. 47 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:35,616 It happened in Buzzsaw. 48 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,685 That's a little town up north. 49 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:40,254 My stepfather was the mayor. 50 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:41,955 I don't remember any story about a mayor 51 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:44,992 being murdered by his twin brother. 52 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:48,596 Okay, Marci, go ahead. Tell your story, we're listening. 53 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,732 It was a dark night. 54 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,802 Actually, it was a dark and stormy night. 55 00:03:56,937 --> 00:04:01,609 A big truck came to my stepfather's lumberyard. 56 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:04,445 A very big truck. 57 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:13,321 And in the truck was a killer. 58 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:16,624 His name was Matt Skearns 59 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:19,693 and he was very tall like my stepfather 60 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:22,596 and very ugly like my stepfather. 61 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:26,434 And he couldn't see without his glasses, like my stepfather. 62 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:30,804 But that was normal, 63 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:33,507 because he was his twin brother. 64 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:49,323 Matt Skearns had come back to town to get his revenge. 65 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:52,960 He'd been in jail for 15 years for a crime he didn't commit, 66 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,963 so you can imagine how mad he was. 67 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:08,809 Matt had an accomplice, Virgil, 68 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,744 a man he'd met in prison. 69 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:14,348 Virgil was mean too, but not as mean as Matt. 70 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:17,618 Yo, four eyes. You're late, four eyes. 71 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,453 Don't call me that. 72 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:22,423 So, how are the boys in the joint? 73 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:24,758 They don't miss me and they sure as hell don't miss you. 74 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:28,562 Now here's the phone number. 75 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:33,066 And the name is Van Der Haven. Mayor Van Der Haven. 76 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:39,840 Good luck. I'll meet you tomorrow night. 77 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:47,147 MARCI: I couldn't sleep because of the storm, 78 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:50,518 so I was relaxing and watching a funny movie on TV 79 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:52,786 when the phone rang. 80 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,398 Hello 81 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:06,434 Mayor Van Der Haven? 82 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:08,702 Who's calling? Who is this? 83 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,839 Hiya, Petey. 84 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:13,974 Ah, hold on. 85 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:27,821 Matt, how nice to hear from you after all these years. 86 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:32,693 I want $150,000, tomorrow, 87 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,194 at your lumberyard! 88 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:37,130 $150,000? 89 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,568 Okay, okay. 90 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,736 You'll get your goddamn money, you little shit! 91 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,772 Just keep your end of the bargain. 92 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:47,808 If I ever see or hear from you again, 93 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:50,978 I'll personally kill you! Understand? 94 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:52,846 I'll kill you! 95 00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:01,088 MARCI: That night I discovered that my stepfather, 96 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:04,224 who everybody thought was so honest and so respectable, 97 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:06,627 wasn't the man he pretended to be. 98 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:19,172 That night I discovered that my stepfather was a criminal. 99 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,548 Wow. 100 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:30,117 Are you watching too many horror movies, Marci? 101 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,985 No, why? 102 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:35,122 Well, one thing's for sure. You have a very active imagination. 103 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,891 This isn't imagination. It's the truth. 104 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,595 Are there any comments? 105 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,231 Yes? 106 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:48,569 It may be too soon to judge, but I have to say I'm really not convinced. 107 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:51,872 It's so overstated, so melodramatic. 108 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:54,207 I'm sorry, Julius, I disagree. 109 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,644 So far, it works for me. 110 00:07:56,644 --> 00:08:01,214 It's the most outrageous summer vacation I've heard in years. 111 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:02,650 Should I go on? 112 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:05,085 ALL: Yeah! 113 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:08,055 Go ahead, Marci. 114 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:11,725 I needed help. I needed it fast. 115 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:14,194 Only one person to turn to. 116 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,630 My big brother, Bill. 117 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:17,931 Book on Echo Tech, please. 118 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:20,834 A.R.V. put in an order for 200,000 at 26. 119 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,270 Tell 'em it's gonna get done at 75 with or without 'em. 120 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,072 All right. Odds for a hundred. 121 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:30,544 Damn, every time. Evens for 200. 122 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,213 Do you read minds? 123 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,282 It's a question of reorientation, Steve. 124 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:37,718 I know what you're gonna do before you know what you're gonna do. 125 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,991 Jerry Beck had a heart attack last night. 126 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:45,759 My God, he's only 36. 127 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,227 34. No time for condolences. 128 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:49,630 You're taking over Daisy Cellular deal. 129 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:53,166 Background, two days ago, Daisy's C.O. Leonard Hathaway dropped dead. 130 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:57,237 Controlling stocks slipped into hands of Julie Holland, niece, must sell. 131 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,906 Jerry was to meet today. 132 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,641 Decided to have heart attack instead. 133 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:03,176 Such poor judgment will cost Jerry. 134 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,745 You will take this meeting. 135 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:05,946 How much me offer? 136 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,147 160 million ceiling. 137 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:10,050 I want it bad. Really bad. 138 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:13,954 Watch out. Travis of Travis, Jacoby and Travis is doing the legal. 139 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,022 The elder Travis? 140 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:18,025 Yes, Count Dracula himself. 141 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:19,693 Big bonus if you win. 142 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,265 Let's play poker. 143 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,602 I got a figure in the back of my mind. 144 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,303 Let's see how close you can get to it. 145 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,572 A hundred million. 146 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:38,011 If we auctioned it off, it'll get done at 175. 147 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,881 Maybe five years ago. 148 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,582 Not with a market this unstable. 149 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,317 160. 150 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:46,854 110. 151 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:50,090 Excuse me, Mr. Travis. Telephone call for you. 152 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,592 Excuse me. 153 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:58,632 It's too bad we have to go through all this. 154 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:01,134 It's just gonna get done at 140. 155 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,770 How's that? 156 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,738 Oh, Travis is gonna come back in here. 157 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:07,374 He's gonna say that the two of you have to go somewhere. 158 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:10,377 That's supposed to make me think he's got another offer. 159 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:11,912 Watch this. 160 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:18,351 I'm terribly sorry, but something important has come up. 161 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,720 Julie. 162 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,801 I'd be willing to go 155, but... 163 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:37,337 120. 164 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:42,075 You know, there are 100 strategic buyers in Tokyo who will do this for 150. 165 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:45,112 I've got a figure in the back of my mind, 166 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,314 and you haven't even come close to it yet. 167 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,282 Well, young man, you drive a hard bargain. 168 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,786 140 million, then, eh? 169 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,823 I can live with that. 170 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:59,026 Bravo, bravo. Very impressive, Bill. 171 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,194 I almost forgot it was my money. 172 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:05,966 I'm going to my house in Oaxaca for the weekend. Let's do the paperwork there. 173 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,801 Terrific. I can fly there Saturday. 174 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,870 That would be wonderful. 175 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,842 There's no phone, so here's my caretaker's number 176 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,878 and he'll make arrangements for a car to pick you up. 177 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,914 All right. Well, thank you. 178 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,016 And bring your bathing suit. 179 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,719 Or don't. 180 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,322 No. "No" what? 181 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:33,226 No, you can't have the weekend off. 182 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,694 How do you do that? 183 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:39,332 Well, every time you want something from me, you interlock your fingers. 184 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:41,001 Sorry, Jenny. I need you here all weekend. 185 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,936 I'm going to Mexico to close Daisy Cellular. 186 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,983 Your sister's on line one. She's been calling all day. 187 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,117 Hmm. 188 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,320 Hello. Hi, Bill. 189 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,889 Hey, Marci. 190 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,824 Bill, you've got to come up here right away. 191 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:06,026 Peter's being blackmailed and... 192 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,660 Whoa, slow down. How's Mom? 193 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:12,432 Mom's fine. Listen, the guy who's blackmailing him is coming to Buzzsaw tomorrow. 194 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:15,903 Peter talked to him on the phone and said he's gonna kill him. 195 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:19,840 Please come, just for the day. You got to come, Bill. Please? 196 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:23,443 Ah, no, I'm sorry, Marci. I'm very, very busy. I really can't. 197 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:26,914 But, Bill, you don't understand. I mean, this is real. 198 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,783 Anyway, you promised you'd come if I ever needed you. 199 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,985 You've got to come. Please? 200 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,303 Hello? 201 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:53,206 Hello, Mr. Buchenwald. 202 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:57,044 True, but if we make a crossover in Japan, we'll get a topping bid in a day. 203 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,513 Soon as the papers are signed. 204 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,116 Uh... 205 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,953 I have to call you back, Mr. Buchenwald. 206 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,321 Shit. 207 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,408 Shit. 208 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,998 Okay, quiet, please. Quiet. 209 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,000 Quiet, please. 210 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,536 Thank you. Marci, who is the girl on the motorcycle? 211 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,539 Oh, her name's Sally, and she's very nice. 212 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,542 Oh, she's nice? I thought she was being chased by the police. 213 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,278 No, she wasn't being chased by the police. 214 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:09,082 Actually, the cop who was shooting at her was a friend of hers. 215 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,885 Marci, what kind of a friend shoots at you? 216 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,186 A boyfriend. 217 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,255 Yeah. 218 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,425 Yes? 219 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,961 I know he will disagree, 220 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:24,397 but I don't like the way Sally's brought into the story. 221 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,433 I don't quite disagree. 222 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:30,971 I must say my earlier optimism is beginning to waver. 223 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,106 Those guys are bothering me. 224 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:36,243 Just tell your story, and if it's good, they won't bother you anymore. 225 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,182 I'm not so sure. 226 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:45,152 All right, pull it over. Let's go. 227 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,523 All right, come on. 228 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:54,427 WOMAN ON TAPE: In the following exercise, listen and learn. 229 00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:00,000 WOMAN: How are the children? 230 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,569 Something always goes wrong, doesn't it? Jesus! 231 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,939 Keep your hands on the wheel. 232 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,140 What do you want? 233 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,942 Turn off the tape. 234 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,579 Turn on to that road. 235 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,348 No, thanks. 236 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,223 I don't think you'd shoot me. 237 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,557 Here's the deal. 238 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:27,961 I'm gonna pull over at the nearest police station 239 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,162 then I'm gonna let you out. 240 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,033 You like to gamble? There are two bullets left, 241 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:36,103 so the odds are in your favor. 242 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,711 Sayonara. Okay. 243 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,746 Okay, okay. 244 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,581 Turn into that field. 245 00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:01,128 SALLY: Stop here. Leave the keys. 246 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,463 Can't we find some kind of middle ground here? 247 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,697 Get out. 248 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,240 How far do you think you're gonna get? 249 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,242 I'm just gonna walk to the nearest police station. 250 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:22,049 Won't you be a little embarrassed walking naked into a police station? 251 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,185 Oh, you wouldn't do that. 252 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,121 I'll count to five. 253 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,023 All right. All right. 254 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,426 I'm takin' them off. 255 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,637 This is ridiculous. 256 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,174 One. 257 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:51,010 You can't just leave me here in the middle of nowhere, naked. 258 00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:25,078 MARCI: Luckily, this car arrived with two very nice guys in it. 259 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,979 Two brothers who live in the woods 260 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:31,518 and everybody likes them because they're always ready to do favors for people. 261 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,100 Hi. 262 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,269 I was robbed and my car was stolen. 263 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:52,071 MAN ONE: Hop in. MAN TWO: Yeah, come on. 264 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,483 I got to go to the police station. 265 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:06,219 You remember how you get to the police station? 266 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,688 I never drive when they take me there. 267 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:13,526 Is there any place else you wanna go? 268 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,095 Well, just drop me off in Buzzsaw. 269 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,500 You from Eureka? 270 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,702 No. 271 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:27,574 Name's Jim. This here's my brother. 272 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,443 His name's Jim too. 273 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,445 How do you do? Bill Campbell. 274 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,814 We were named after different people though. 275 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,450 I was named after 276 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,686 BOTH: Dad. 277 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,822 And he was named after our grandpa. Grandpa. 278 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,593 Grandpa Jim. Yeah. 279 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:51,198 Do you guys know where I could get some clothes? 280 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:52,332 Why? 281 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,203 Because I don't have any on. 282 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,256 We don't hardly ever buy clothes. 283 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:20,527 When mine get worn, I just borrow a pair of Jim's here and vice versa. 284 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,696 I need a beer. 285 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,966 BILL: Here you go. 286 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,802 There's always field clothes. Yeah. 287 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,338 Field clothes? 288 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,806 Yeah, this is the season they come out. 289 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,242 Yeah. 290 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,776 And they're free. 291 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,630 Jim here plays the guitar. 292 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,898 Uh-huh. 293 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,800 Kinda. 294 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,870 Wanna hear? We got a tape. 295 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,345 JIM SR: Want a beer? 296 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,480 JIM JR: Uh... Huh? 297 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,748 Want a beer? Sure. 298 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:23,456 That the last one? Yep. 299 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,425 Better make a run. Okay. 300 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,601 We come back on again in about 15 minutes. 301 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:35,802 Yeah. 302 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,371 Jim! 303 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:42,942 That's my road, right there. Oh. 304 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,683 We ain't never been down that road before. 305 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,420 We normally don't go where we haven't already been. 306 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,054 That way we don't get lost. 307 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,489 Except once in a while. 308 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:59,459 Of course. Smart thinking. Yeah. 309 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,961 I'm out of here. 310 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:02,995 Okay. 311 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,697 Bye. Good luck. 312 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,999 Bye-bye. Thank you. 313 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,001 Okay. 314 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:12,472 MARCI: Bill had to walk about a mile to get to the house. 315 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:16,943 A mile barefoot on a road full of sharp little stones. 316 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:20,046 With each step, Bill was thinking of Sally, 317 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:23,383 and you can bet they weren't very nice thoughts. 318 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:35,762 Damn. 319 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,606 Hi, my car broke down back there. 320 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:21,508 Can you give me a lift to the bus depot? 321 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:22,775 No problem. 322 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,811 We just got to tank up first. 323 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:25,945 Yeah. 324 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:35,788 Ugh. 325 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:38,958 Jim, you all right? 326 00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:55,875 You all right? 327 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,777 Yeah. Watch your step. 328 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:05,652 MAN ON TV: Guess I kinda threw you a curve there, didn't I? 329 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:08,187 No, four times four is 16, Beaver. 330 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:09,388 16? 331 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,658 Yeah, now remember that. Fix it in your mind. 332 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,828 Okay, here we go again. 333 00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:21,568 I'm kind of in a hurry. You think you could tank up later? 334 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:25,104 Oh, hi. 335 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:27,507 Oh, yeah. It's that girl. 336 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,743 Oh, yeah, she's in a hurry. 337 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:34,046 We could take the shortcut through the old lumber road. 338 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:35,582 Oh, yeah. 339 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,920 That's fine, Beaver. Fine. 340 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,923 Now then, four times four. 15. 341 00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:47,494 Now? 342 00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:49,929 Oh, now. Okay, sure. Oh, now. 343 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:04,243 SALLY: I thought this was a shortcut. Where are we? 344 00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:07,647 JIM SR: Don't worry. We just lost the road temporarily. 345 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:11,083 It's okay. We've been lost in these woods before. 346 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:15,121 When the stars come out, we'll have a better idea of where we are. 347 00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:28,034 SALLY: Okay, that's it. 348 00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:29,902 I'll take my chances alone. 349 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,905 Okay. Okay. 350 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:45,217 Ready, Jim? 351 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,553 Yeah. 352 00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:51,824 Jim! 353 00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:57,229 Jim! 354 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,668 Jim! 355 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:06,205 Bill! Guess what? That guy's coming today 356 00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:09,041 and Peter has to give him $150,000. 357 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:11,310 Hmm. First, I want a kiss. 358 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,913 I told Mom she shouldn't marry him. He's evil. 359 00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:15,615 Here's what I want. 360 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:18,050 I want the three of us, you, me and Peter, 361 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,319 to sit down someplace and have a good, long talk. 362 00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:22,689 I don't wanna talk to a criminal. 363 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:25,324 I know it's hard for you adjusting to a new stepfather. 364 00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:26,959 Especially when he's criminal. 365 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:30,096 He's not a criminal, Marci. You just don't like him. 366 00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:32,965 He is a criminal. He is a criminal. He is a criminal. 367 00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:35,234 Why're you so stubborn, you little knucklehead? 368 00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:37,870 Why are you dressed like Huckleberry Finn? 369 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:40,039 Hey, Dudley. How's Dudley? 370 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:41,808 Good boy. Good. 371 00:25:47,647 --> 00:25:49,081 Buzzsaw police. 372 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:51,884 Yes, I'd like to report a stolen car, please. 373 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:54,020 A stolen car? 374 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:55,955 Could you hold, please? 375 00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:04,096 My God, what happened to you? 376 00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:05,998 He was kidnapped and his car was stolen 377 00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:08,635 and he was left naked on the side of the road. 378 00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:10,102 Stop telling stories, Marci. 379 00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:11,638 No, this time it's true, Mom. 380 00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:13,806 Yes, this is the stolen car. 381 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:18,010 Well, what's so complicated about a stolen car? 382 00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:21,614 Come on, Dudley. 383 00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:25,284 Well, I'll tell you what to do. You have a C.B.? Great. 384 00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:28,988 Call the county police, ask them if they found a car. 385 00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:34,293 It's a silver 1990 BMW 750IL. 386 00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:38,164 License plate, 2-S-R-I-4-5-0. 387 00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:39,298 Yeah, I'll hold. 388 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:41,634 He's been like this since yesterday. 389 00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:45,037 He's having an affair. This time I'm positive, I think. 390 00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:47,306 Remember my friend Mandy from the Junior League? 391 00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:49,642 Exact same thing happened with her husband. 392 00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:52,178 Late work days and mysterious hang ups. 393 00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:54,180 You don't know what it's like to answer the phone 394 00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:58,217 and hear that awful click again and again. Click, click, click. 395 00:26:58,217 --> 00:27:01,353 Honey, I got some business in town... 396 00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,155 Monkey business. 397 00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:06,425 Hello, Bill. How nice to see you again. 398 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:08,060 Hi, Peter. Listen, I need to talk to you 399 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:09,128 when you get a chance, please. 400 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:10,997 It's about Marci. 401 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:13,299 Sure, sure, I see. I'll try and make myself available sometime. 402 00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:16,669 Hello? 403 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:18,871 You found it? Where? 404 00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:21,874 Excellent. 405 00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:25,978 Don't touch anything. I'll be right there. 406 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:29,816 MARCI: Meanwhile, Bill found his car, but not his wallet. 407 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:32,151 And the Buzzsaw police were no help. 408 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:34,353 In fact, they were kind of weird. 409 00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:35,855 My wallet's gone. 410 00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:38,324 Right. 411 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:41,728 Now you say she kidnapped you? 412 00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:44,330 Kidnapped you and then she took your car? 413 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,398 You got to help me. I got to get that wallet back. 414 00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:48,334 See, the problem here is that 415 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:50,903 Sheriff Hawks and Deputy Logan went away for the weekend 416 00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:54,306 to Eureka for the California State Sheriff's Day Parade. 417 00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:56,809 And, see, I was hired originally part-time 418 00:27:56,809 --> 00:27:59,111 just to do some filing and light typing. 419 00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:00,880 Larry here... It's my first day. 420 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,849 It's his first day as deputy, you see. 421 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:05,117 And we said we would fill in until they got back, 422 00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:07,253 but nobody said there would be a kidnapping. 423 00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:08,387 I haven't even been trained yet. 424 00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:09,455 He hasn't been trained. 425 00:28:09,455 --> 00:28:11,824 BILL: You don't understand how important this is. 426 00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:14,861 There's a caretaker's phone number in the wallet. 427 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:17,063 If I don't call him by Friday, 428 00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:18,998 I've blown a $140 million deal. 429 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:25,304 Can you describe the caretaker? 430 00:28:27,907 --> 00:28:30,142 What's with this town? Is there somethin' in the water? 431 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,780 Not that I know of, sir. 432 00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:37,884 Nobody said anything about the water to us except you just now. 433 00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:38,918 MAN: Sir? 434 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,387 You need a new oil pan. 435 00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:43,956 I jerry-rigged a patch, but, uh... 436 00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:49,061 Okay, what are you telling me? 437 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:51,430 Just that we'll try, sir. Definitely try. 438 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:54,066 But that we are not equipped to deal with anything dangerous 439 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:56,803 you know, like a real crime or anything like that. 440 00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:24,230 Hello, Matty. 441 00:29:26,365 --> 00:29:28,067 Well, 442 00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:32,438 Mayor Van Der Haven. That's a funny name. Dutch? 443 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:34,473 Yes, as a matter of fact it is. 444 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:37,276 So, I guess you'll be needing a little traveling money. 445 00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:40,212 Yeah, $150,000. 446 00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:43,916 That's $10,000 for every year I spent in prison for you, 447 00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:45,885 you son-of-a-bitch! 448 00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:49,121 MARCI: There was a witness to this family reunion. 449 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:51,557 Sally, who was trying to find her way through the woods 450 00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:54,827 and who was about to be totally grossed out. 451 00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:57,229 Now there's no need for threats, Matt. 452 00:29:57,229 --> 00:29:58,931 Just hold it right there. 453 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:02,034 Oh, come, come, come, Matt. I'm not like you. 454 00:30:02,034 --> 00:30:04,070 I don't carry a gun. 455 00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:06,172 I'm the mayor of Buzzsaw, for Christ's sake. 456 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,920 You always were a liar and a cheat! 457 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,355 No wonder you became a politician! 458 00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:25,024 And a good one. 459 00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:28,527 PETER: Matt? 460 00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:30,863 Matt, now take it easy. 461 00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:32,098 Asshole! 462 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:35,935 Matty, Matty, Matty. 463 00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:37,870 Don't be childish. 464 00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:39,538 Stay away from me! 465 00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,607 PETER: You remember when Mom said we'd kill each other someday? 466 00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:43,910 She was right! 467 00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:13,139 Stay where you are! 468 00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:40,666 Ugh. 469 00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:45,604 Jenny, any luck reaching that caretaker? 470 00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:48,007 No, I'm going crazy. 471 00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:52,444 I've called 500 numbers. At this rate, I'm going to be at it all week. 472 00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:56,682 You call all the Jose Rodriguezes within 100 miles south of Oaxaca 473 00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:58,617 and I'll call all the ones to the north. 474 00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:03,022 Lights out, honey. 475 00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:04,490 It's already past your bedtime. 476 00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:06,358 Oh, five more minutes, Mom. 477 00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:08,094 Sorry, time's up. 478 00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:12,398 Oh, God, Marci, where did you find this? 479 00:32:12,398 --> 00:32:15,301 No. This is going down right now. 480 00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:17,369 But, Mom, I can't sleep without that. 481 00:32:17,369 --> 00:32:19,671 You're just gonna have to learn to, dear. 482 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:22,608 Good night, honey. 483 00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:23,942 Good night, Mom. 484 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:27,773 Hey, Matt. Matt? 485 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:31,443 My name's Peter Van Der Haven. Who are you? 486 00:33:31,443 --> 00:33:34,180 Don't give me that crap, Matt. 487 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,215 I figured you'd try and double-cross me. 488 00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:39,451 You've got the wrong man. 489 00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:42,588 Get off my property or I'll call the police. 490 00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,756 Hey, four eyes. I told you not to... 491 00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:50,662 Well, that's very good. That's very smart, Virgil. 492 00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:55,201 So, where's the money? 493 00:33:55,201 --> 00:33:58,670 He didn't have it, so I had to kill him. 494 00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:01,240 VIRGIL: Son of a bitch! What are we supposed to do now? 495 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,175 MATT: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do now. 496 00:34:03,175 --> 00:34:07,679 I'm gonna go into that house and I'm gonna become Peter Van Der Haven. 497 00:34:09,115 --> 00:34:12,218 And you are gonna lay low. 498 00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:14,720 And when the time comes, you're gonna get your 10 percent. 499 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,222 Now get! 500 00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:19,591 Ten percent? It's 50/50, Matt. 501 00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:22,594 Who the hell told you your brother was the mayor of Buzzsaw anyway, huh? 502 00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:24,230 Who told you? It was me! 503 00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:27,266 I'm the mayor of Buzzsaw, and this is the new deal! 504 00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:30,269 Oh, no! No, Matt! What are you doing? 505 00:34:33,172 --> 00:34:35,441 Bill! Bill! Guess what? 506 00:34:35,441 --> 00:34:38,644 Peter's dead and his twin brother killed him and took his place! 507 00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:41,380 Hold on. Marci, it's very late, and I'm busy. 508 00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:42,581 You should be asleep, honey. 509 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:45,817 And he killed this other guy, too. I saw it on my wall! 510 00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:47,786 I think you're having a bad dream. 511 00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:50,156 No. Yes, and you should go to sleep. 512 00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:52,158 But... We'll talk in the morning. It's okay. 513 00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:53,825 Go ahead, go to sleep. 514 00:34:56,328 --> 00:34:58,364 Go to sleep. 515 00:34:58,364 --> 00:35:00,199 It's okay. Good night. 516 00:35:02,368 --> 00:35:04,570 MARCI: As usual, Bill didn't believe me 517 00:35:04,570 --> 00:35:06,305 and I didn't know what to think. 518 00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:08,807 Maybe it was just a bad dream after all. 519 00:35:11,143 --> 00:35:14,546 But the next morning, I realized that it wasn't a bad dream at all. 520 00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:17,349 There was a murderer in the house, all right. 521 00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:18,850 Oh, shit! 522 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:23,822 Esta es la casa de Jose Rodriguez. 523 00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:26,758 Es Jose? 524 00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:31,430 Mmm, uh, mmm. No. Gracias. 525 00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:34,700 Come to the dining room, Bill. Breakfast is ready. Marci! 526 00:35:36,935 --> 00:35:38,837 Hello 527 00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:41,940 Hi, Peter. It's me, Melissa. 528 00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:44,676 This isn't Peter. Just a second. 529 00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:46,212 Hello? 530 00:35:46,212 --> 00:35:47,679 It's her. 531 00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:48,714 It's that woman who's always hanging up on me. 532 00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:49,915 What did she say? 533 00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:52,218 Just, "Peter, it's me, Melissa." 534 00:35:52,218 --> 00:35:54,853 Melissa? Huh, I know her name now. 535 00:35:54,853 --> 00:35:57,589 Melissa. Melissa the whore. 536 00:35:57,589 --> 00:35:58,857 You okay, Mom? 537 00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:01,193 MATT: Son-of-a-bitch! 538 00:36:01,193 --> 00:36:03,695 That's the second time he's fallen this morning. 539 00:36:03,695 --> 00:36:06,432 Must've forgotten there's a step in the bathroom. 540 00:36:06,432 --> 00:36:07,866 All this sex is rotting his brain. 541 00:36:15,441 --> 00:36:17,709 Peter, 542 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,811 why are you going through my panties? 543 00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:23,315 I'm... I'm lookin' for a tie. 544 00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:25,984 They're where they always are. 545 00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:28,720 Right, where they always are. 546 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,456 Here. 547 00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:46,538 I thought you hated Aunt Millie's tie. 548 00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,475 I changed my mind. 549 00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:58,384 Could you call Marci? 550 00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:00,286 Marci. 551 00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:03,989 Marci! 552 00:37:03,989 --> 00:37:06,625 Hey, Marci! 553 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:11,463 Bill, you got to call the F.B.I. 554 00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:13,365 This is too big for the police. 555 00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:16,735 Marci, do me a favor. No F.B.I. till I've talked to Peter, all right? 556 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:18,704 Here, why don't you set the table? Go ahead. 557 00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:21,540 All right, set the table. 558 00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:29,748 Peter, we have to talk about Marci. 559 00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:32,418 I don't think that she's adjusting here. 560 00:37:32,418 --> 00:37:35,987 Maybe we should have her put to sleep. 561 00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:43,695 Hi. 562 00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:46,532 MARCI: The resemblance was incredible. 563 00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:49,034 It was Peter and it wasn't. 564 00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:52,904 Matt had a brutal, kind of crazy look in his eyes. 565 00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:54,740 I was really scared. 566 00:37:55,741 --> 00:37:57,643 But he fascinated me. 567 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:06,017 That's my seat, Peter. 568 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:07,519 Oh, sorry. 569 00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:19,831 MARCI: Matt was a real monster. 570 00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:24,770 A murderer with his barracuda smile. 571 00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:48,360 Mom, Dudley took the high blood pressure pill. 572 00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:58,737 It's probably for you. 573 00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:01,072 Will you pick up the phone, Peter? 574 00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:22,828 Hello? 575 00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:25,697 Hi, Peter. It's me, Melissa. 576 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,533 Hi, Melissa. 577 00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:30,969 MELISSA: Is your wife there? Can we talk? 578 00:39:30,969 --> 00:39:33,839 Yeah, just a second. It's Melissa. 579 00:39:38,677 --> 00:39:40,712 Hello? 580 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:41,980 That was deliberate. 581 00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:47,486 I'm gonna go to the police. 582 00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:49,755 I'm gonna try to find this girl. 583 00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:54,560 Okay, what do you want? Do you want a divorce? 584 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,794 Uh, no. 585 00:39:57,128 --> 00:39:59,164 No, thank you. Excuse me. 586 00:40:03,569 --> 00:40:04,936 Bill, Bill! 587 00:40:05,504 --> 00:40:07,639 Yeah, Marci? 588 00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:10,108 Peter's twin brother went into the closet twice instead of the bathroom 589 00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:14,145 and sat at the wrong seat at the table and Dudley took the high blood pressure pill. 590 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:18,784 You remember when you were on your sci 591 00:40:18,784 --> 00:40:21,720 And you thought the house in Oakland was a landing spot 592 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:24,155 for those creatures from the planet Arkanon? 593 00:40:24,155 --> 00:40:27,659 It wasn't a landing spot. It was where they came to meet. 594 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:31,697 Do you know the reason that I never saw the Arkanese space invaders? 595 00:40:31,697 --> 00:40:35,534 You really know the real reason that I never saw them? 596 00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:36,835 Why? 597 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:39,137 Because I am from the planet Arkanon. 598 00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:41,773 I am Arkanese, and my mission is... 599 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,141 No! To tickle Marci! 600 00:40:43,141 --> 00:40:46,211 I am the official Arkanese Marci tickler. 601 00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:52,150 You see 602 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:54,886 He killed him. Now he's gonna bury him. 603 00:40:54,886 --> 00:40:58,156 I'll make a deal with you. I'm gonna follow him. 604 00:40:58,156 --> 00:41:01,827 If he's off to bury his dead brother, I'll give you a nickel. 605 00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:05,564 If not, you have to do everything I tell you for the rest of your life. 606 00:41:05,564 --> 00:41:07,766 That worked when I was six years old. 607 00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:09,835 I'm not six years old anymore. 608 00:41:09,835 --> 00:41:11,670 Take it or leave it. 609 00:41:53,745 --> 00:41:55,146 Morning... 610 00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:57,282 Hey, I just want my wallet back. 611 00:41:57,282 --> 00:41:58,784 I just want my wallet! 612 00:42:02,754 --> 00:42:04,656 What the hell's goin' on here? Slow down. 613 00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:23,008 Stay away from me! 614 00:42:23,008 --> 00:42:24,576 Just give me back my wallet. 615 00:42:24,576 --> 00:42:26,077 Give me back my bat! 616 00:42:26,077 --> 00:42:27,445 Stay out of this. 617 00:42:27,445 --> 00:42:32,017 Look, I'm not a thief. When I found your wallet, I mailed it to you. 618 00:42:32,017 --> 00:42:36,254 You found my wallet in my pants that you stole from me! 619 00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:37,989 I sent the pants too. 620 00:42:37,989 --> 00:42:39,357 I'm wearing the pants. 621 00:42:39,357 --> 00:42:40,992 Give him back his bat! 622 00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:48,033 Are you okay? 623 00:42:48,033 --> 00:42:50,001 Oh, shit. 624 00:42:50,001 --> 00:42:51,970 Are you all right? 625 00:42:54,305 --> 00:42:55,841 Okay, fine. 626 00:42:58,143 --> 00:43:01,146 All right, you fat pig! 627 00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:02,881 End of the line! 628 00:43:05,016 --> 00:43:07,686 Not so smooth now, are you? 629 00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:10,889 Oh, oh, here... 630 00:43:10,889 --> 00:43:13,091 Have a cigar. 631 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:16,962 You know what I'm gonna do? I'll tell ya. 632 00:43:16,962 --> 00:43:19,965 First, I'm gonna bury you so deep, nobody'll ever find you! 633 00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:22,300 Then I'm gonna 86 your family! 634 00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:23,969 And then you know what I'm gonna do? 635 00:43:23,969 --> 00:43:27,105 I'm gonna go to the bank and take what's mine! 636 00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:28,840 What do you say to that? 637 00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:32,277 You bastard! 638 00:43:40,251 --> 00:43:41,953 Aw, shit! 639 00:44:02,073 --> 00:44:06,778 * Hallelujah, hallelujah 640 00:44:06,778 --> 00:44:09,347 * Hallelujah, hallelujah 641 00:44:09,347 --> 00:44:12,217 * Hallelujah 642 00:44:12,217 --> 00:44:17,188 * Hallelujah, hallelujah 643 00:44:17,188 --> 00:44:19,825 * Hallelujah, hallelujah 644 00:44:19,825 --> 00:44:21,693 * Hallelujah 645 00:44:21,693 --> 00:44:23,962 You sure you got the right station? 646 00:44:24,696 --> 00:44:25,864 Yeah. 647 00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:30,702 Don't sound like Iron Maiden. 648 00:44:30,702 --> 00:44:32,403 * Hallelujah, hallelujah 649 00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:35,741 It's a live concert. It sounds different live. 650 00:44:35,741 --> 00:44:39,244 * Hallelujah, hallelujah 651 00:44:39,244 --> 00:44:41,747 * Hallelujah, hallelujah 652 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,949 I gotta piss, Jim. 653 00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:54,125 * Hallelujah, hallelujah 654 00:44:54,125 --> 00:44:56,762 * Hallelujah, hallelujah 655 00:45:15,914 --> 00:45:17,082 Get outta here. 656 00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:21,052 I'm talkin' to you. 657 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:24,255 I gotta take a piss and you're not gonna watch me. 658 00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:26,792 Get outta here! 659 00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:28,794 Aagh! 660 00:45:32,030 --> 00:45:36,334 You queer, bushy-tailed rat. 661 00:46:14,539 --> 00:46:16,441 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 662 00:46:51,009 --> 00:46:54,212 MARCI: Meanwhile, Sally, who was running away from Bill, 663 00:46:54,212 --> 00:46:58,816 didn't know she would again have to face the diabolical Matt Skearns. 664 00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:33,985 Excuse me, can you give me a lift to... 665 00:48:10,922 --> 00:48:12,457 Hello? BUCHENWALD: Bill... 666 00:48:12,457 --> 00:48:14,625 I'm on two lines. What's the time frame look like? 667 00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:17,929 Um, good, Mr. Buchenwald. Really good. 668 00:48:17,929 --> 00:48:20,165 Call as soon as the papers are signed. 669 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:34,345 Look, you gotta believe me! Someone's trying to kill me. 670 00:48:34,345 --> 00:48:38,216 Please, he's right outside. Start the car! 671 00:48:38,216 --> 00:48:40,318 I'll start the car if you give me the wallet back. 672 00:48:41,486 --> 00:48:43,488 Oh, no. No, no, not this time! 673 00:48:43,488 --> 00:48:44,990 No, no, no. 674 00:48:58,169 --> 00:48:59,204 No, no, no. 675 00:49:20,025 --> 00:49:21,392 Okay. Okay. 676 00:49:23,128 --> 00:49:25,596 Where is it? I don't have it! 677 00:49:25,596 --> 00:49:27,432 I don't believe you. 678 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:30,701 Search me. 679 00:49:52,423 --> 00:49:53,991 You'd make a lousy cop. 680 00:50:06,571 --> 00:50:08,439 You missed a pocket. 681 00:50:09,574 --> 00:50:11,409 There's nothing in there. 682 00:50:11,409 --> 00:50:13,711 How do you know unless you check? 683 00:50:18,049 --> 00:50:19,084 Ah! 684 00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:54,585 I'll take you to it if you let me go! 685 00:51:05,430 --> 00:51:06,797 You bastard! 686 00:51:10,701 --> 00:51:12,537 Had enough? 687 00:51:17,308 --> 00:51:19,644 JIM SR: Jim! 688 00:51:24,815 --> 00:51:27,352 Jim! 689 00:51:28,786 --> 00:51:30,655 Jim! 690 00:51:30,655 --> 00:51:33,090 Jim! 691 00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:36,261 Jim? 692 00:51:36,261 --> 00:51:37,862 Jim? 693 00:51:39,864 --> 00:51:41,699 Is that me or you? 694 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,102 JIM JR: Jim! 695 00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:49,674 Jim? 696 00:51:49,674 --> 00:51:52,443 Jim! 697 00:51:53,278 --> 00:51:54,812 Jim? 698 00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:56,747 JIM JR: Jim! 699 00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:00,551 Jim? Jim! 700 00:52:02,687 --> 00:52:04,222 You're buried. 701 00:52:04,222 --> 00:52:07,225 I know! Get me outta here. I gotta piss! 702 00:52:07,225 --> 00:52:08,326 Okay. 703 00:52:13,698 --> 00:52:15,866 Just pull me out. 704 00:52:28,413 --> 00:52:29,447 Who's this? 705 00:52:30,681 --> 00:52:33,184 I don't know. 706 00:52:39,457 --> 00:52:40,791 Name's Jim. 707 00:52:47,465 --> 00:52:48,899 He's shit-faced. 708 00:53:06,617 --> 00:53:08,953 I know you're drunk, but you... 709 00:53:08,953 --> 00:53:11,556 You gotta help us, you gotta walk it off. 710 00:53:13,758 --> 00:53:15,593 Oh, he don't want that, Jim. 711 00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:18,496 All right, let's go. 712 00:53:18,496 --> 00:53:20,398 Just put one foot in front of the other. 713 00:53:22,733 --> 00:53:25,336 What foot am I supposed to put in front of the other? 714 00:53:25,336 --> 00:53:26,771 I'm talkin' to him. 715 00:53:35,646 --> 00:53:37,415 Jim, what's this? 716 00:53:37,415 --> 00:53:38,849 Oh! Sorry. 717 00:53:40,385 --> 00:53:42,687 He dropped his wallet. 718 00:53:42,687 --> 00:53:46,791 Look at this. His name is Jose. 719 00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:50,628 Jose Rodriguez. No shit. 720 00:53:50,628 --> 00:53:52,663 There you go, Jose. You hang on to that. 721 00:53:52,663 --> 00:53:53,964 Jim? Yeah? 722 00:53:53,964 --> 00:53:56,233 Maybe Jose needs a drink. 723 00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:58,869 Hey, let's go to Jed's. 724 00:53:58,869 --> 00:54:00,438 Jed's costs money. 725 00:54:01,539 --> 00:54:03,808 Well, look at him, Jim! 726 00:54:03,808 --> 00:54:05,876 I mean, Jose needs a drink bad. 727 00:54:05,876 --> 00:54:07,878 Now you want to kill him or something? 728 00:54:07,878 --> 00:54:08,979 No. 729 00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:11,682 All right, then. Come on. 730 00:54:11,682 --> 00:54:12,917 Come on. 731 00:54:14,485 --> 00:54:16,754 One foot in front of the other. 732 00:54:21,892 --> 00:54:24,395 JIM JR: He can't drive. 733 00:54:24,395 --> 00:54:26,564 You don't get carsick now, do you? 734 00:54:26,564 --> 00:54:29,734 Turn him over. Okay. 735 00:54:29,734 --> 00:54:31,636 Let me get his legs up here. Pull him in. 736 00:54:33,571 --> 00:54:36,341 Jose, don't touch the steering wheel. 737 00:54:36,341 --> 00:54:38,809 Ready? Yeah. 738 00:54:38,809 --> 00:54:40,545 Here we go to Jed's. 739 00:54:51,989 --> 00:54:54,359 * Hey, baby que paso? 740 00:54:54,359 --> 00:54:56,427 Hey. All right. 741 00:54:56,427 --> 00:54:59,397 * Thought I was your only vato 742 00:55:00,598 --> 00:55:02,767 * Hey, baby que paso? 743 00:55:04,735 --> 00:55:06,737 Three whiskeys. 744 00:55:06,737 --> 00:55:08,873 Hair of the dog. 745 00:55:08,873 --> 00:55:10,541 JIM JR: Hey. JIM SR: Oh, hey. 746 00:55:12,410 --> 00:55:13,778 Hey, ladies. Hi. 747 00:55:13,778 --> 00:55:15,746 Hey. Hi. How are ya? 748 00:55:17,047 --> 00:55:18,949 JIM JR: I like them. 749 00:55:18,949 --> 00:55:21,519 Let's go dance, Jim. 750 00:55:21,519 --> 00:55:23,721 * Please don't leave me de ese modo 751 00:55:23,721 --> 00:55:25,656 Yeah. Hello, Sheriff's Department? 752 00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:27,625 Yeah, this is Jed's Bar. 753 00:55:28,626 --> 00:55:30,528 Jim, he can't dance or anything. 754 00:55:31,061 --> 00:55:33,097 Let go, Jose. 755 00:55:33,097 --> 00:55:35,900 JIM JR: Come on, sit up. JIM SR: Sit up. 756 00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:38,736 Here, stick your legs in there. There you go. 757 00:55:38,736 --> 00:55:41,038 You okay? He's okay. 758 00:55:43,508 --> 00:55:45,075 HI. 759 00:55:46,377 --> 00:55:47,712 My name is Cindy. 760 00:55:49,514 --> 00:55:50,815 Come on, Jim. 761 00:55:54,084 --> 00:55:55,920 Hi! Hey, get down. 762 00:55:58,956 --> 00:56:01,492 * Hey, baby que paso? 763 00:56:02,527 --> 00:56:05,095 Oh, you don't say much, do you? 764 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,836 Stop lookin' at me like that. 765 00:56:11,836 --> 00:56:13,971 You're makin' me feel funny. 766 00:56:15,673 --> 00:56:17,942 * Come on, baby turn around 767 00:56:17,942 --> 00:56:20,845 Shit, Jim. He's doin' all right. 768 00:56:24,181 --> 00:56:25,750 To you, buddy. 769 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:28,419 Hey, Jose! Jose! 770 00:56:28,419 --> 00:56:30,821 * And my corazon is real 771 00:56:32,490 --> 00:56:34,525 * Hey, baby que paso? 772 00:56:34,525 --> 00:56:36,727 I don't see anything wrong. Let's go. 773 00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:39,730 JED: No! There. There! 774 00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:41,999 JED: In the booth! It's the mayor. 775 00:56:42,967 --> 00:56:45,169 Darren. Oh, man. 776 00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:47,738 Mayor Van Der Haven. 777 00:56:49,607 --> 00:56:51,742 I must say I'm a little surprised, sir. 778 00:56:52,810 --> 00:56:53,878 Mr. Van Der Haven? 779 00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:58,115 Mr. Van Der Haven? 780 00:56:58,115 --> 00:56:59,750 * Hey, baby que paso? 781 00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:04,088 * Please don't leave me de ese modo 782 00:57:08,726 --> 00:57:10,495 He's dead. 783 00:57:10,495 --> 00:57:11,996 Oh, no. Oh, no! 784 00:57:11,996 --> 00:57:14,499 No, no. Oh, God! 785 00:57:14,499 --> 00:57:17,935 Oh, well, uh, we were just talking. 786 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:20,004 * Thought I was your only vato 787 00:57:20,004 --> 00:57:22,006 Everybody freeze! 788 00:57:22,006 --> 00:57:23,941 * Hey, baby que paso? 789 00:57:42,927 --> 00:57:44,061 We're here. 790 00:57:47,598 --> 00:57:49,266 What's the... What's the matter? 791 00:57:49,266 --> 00:57:52,102 My whole life's the matter, that's what! 792 00:57:52,102 --> 00:57:55,840 Kind of an inescapable problem, being who I am. 793 00:57:59,877 --> 00:58:01,912 Don't do that. Don't cry. 794 00:58:01,912 --> 00:58:03,614 I'm not crying! 795 00:58:05,616 --> 00:58:08,085 I can't even wipe my eyes. 796 00:58:11,556 --> 00:58:12,690 Okay. 797 00:58:18,095 --> 00:58:20,030 Take it easy. 798 00:58:21,231 --> 00:58:22,967 Ow. 799 00:58:30,675 --> 00:58:32,076 Okay, where is it? 800 00:58:32,076 --> 00:58:33,844 I don't know. I threw it someplace. 801 00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:35,946 What's with this crummy wallet anyway? 802 00:58:35,946 --> 00:58:37,915 My contact's phone number is in the wallet, 803 00:58:37,915 --> 00:58:40,585 and if I don't reach her by tomorrow in Mexico, 804 00:58:40,585 --> 00:58:43,220 I've blown a $140 million deal. 805 00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:45,556 Shit. 806 00:58:45,556 --> 00:58:48,192 All right. If you found a wallet in your house... 807 00:58:48,192 --> 00:58:49,794 And it didn't belong to you, 808 00:58:49,794 --> 00:58:51,328 what would you do? 809 00:58:51,328 --> 00:58:53,598 I'd think it was a hat and I'd wear it on my head. 810 00:58:53,598 --> 00:58:57,267 These guys are brothers and they're both named Jim. 811 00:58:57,267 --> 00:58:58,703 The Jims? 812 00:58:58,703 --> 00:59:00,170 You know them? 813 00:59:00,170 --> 00:59:03,340 Oh. Oh, God. 814 00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:06,076 Okay, this is gonna be a tough one. 815 00:59:06,076 --> 00:59:08,813 So, we have to reorient ourselves. 816 00:59:08,813 --> 00:59:11,281 Now put yourself in the other guy's shoes. 817 00:59:11,281 --> 00:59:14,284 So, I'm a Jim, my name is Jim. 818 00:59:14,284 --> 00:59:19,223 I'm very, very stupid. I wake up in the morning and what do I do? 819 00:59:19,223 --> 00:59:21,992 You bump into things. You trip over your own feet. 820 00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:23,127 After that. 821 00:59:23,127 --> 00:59:24,695 Get a beer. 822 00:59:25,696 --> 00:59:26,964 Get a beer. 823 00:59:28,365 --> 00:59:31,135 Okay, I've had my beer. Now what? 824 00:59:31,135 --> 00:59:32,837 You have another one. 825 00:59:32,837 --> 00:59:35,139 After that. Another one. 826 00:59:35,139 --> 00:59:37,141 After I've had all the beer that I can drink. 827 00:59:37,141 --> 00:59:38,843 You have one more. 828 00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:41,879 You're pretty good at this. 829 00:59:41,879 --> 00:59:43,113 I'm thinking like a Jim. 830 00:59:45,049 --> 00:59:46,150 Hmm. 831 00:59:55,893 --> 00:59:57,061 Ugh! 832 01:00:03,834 --> 01:00:06,336 Guess that's where they keep the dirty ones. 833 01:00:12,009 --> 01:00:13,110 It's alive. 834 01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:15,279 Lemme outta here. No! 835 01:00:29,994 --> 01:00:31,428 I'm gonna untie your hands. 836 01:00:31,428 --> 01:00:33,330 But you have to promise not to beat the shit outta me. 837 01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:34,364 Okay. 838 01:00:54,752 --> 01:00:55,986 It's him. 839 01:01:03,227 --> 01:01:04,461 What's going on? 840 01:01:04,461 --> 01:01:05,996 We're running and he's shooting! 841 01:01:35,225 --> 01:01:36,761 Oh! Ah! 842 01:01:41,465 --> 01:01:42,967 Hello? 843 01:01:42,967 --> 01:01:45,135 Oh, Mr. Buchenwald, I can't talk right now. 844 01:01:46,737 --> 01:01:49,206 Yes, I'll call you if the... When the papers are signed. 845 01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:24,208 Who is that guy? I don't know. 846 01:02:24,208 --> 01:02:25,943 It's a nightmare. 847 01:02:27,444 --> 01:02:30,915 Why does everybody who sees you want to shoot at you? 848 01:02:32,449 --> 01:02:34,084 One kissed me. 849 01:02:54,471 --> 01:02:57,842 Oh, yeah, I know. I'm starved too. 850 01:02:59,476 --> 01:03:00,978 That wasn't my stomach. 851 01:03:10,287 --> 01:03:13,390 Don't panic! The worst thing you can do is run. 852 01:03:13,390 --> 01:03:14,825 What should we do, then? 853 01:03:14,825 --> 01:03:16,426 Curl up and pretend we're a piece of food? 854 01:03:16,426 --> 01:03:19,129 Just do as I say and don't run. 855 01:03:20,965 --> 01:03:21,999 Run! 856 01:03:30,074 --> 01:03:31,575 Get him! Get him! 857 01:04:03,573 --> 01:04:05,509 What'd you do to Jose? 858 01:04:07,577 --> 01:04:09,479 What kind of a world are we living in? 859 01:04:11,448 --> 01:04:13,017 Just don't think about it, Larry. 860 01:04:19,256 --> 01:04:21,325 One of us is gonna have to break the news to the... 861 01:04:22,893 --> 01:04:24,494 Late mayor's widow. 862 01:04:26,964 --> 01:04:28,398 You stay here. 863 01:04:30,134 --> 01:04:31,468 I'll do it. 864 01:04:46,917 --> 01:04:48,552 I'll come with you. 865 01:04:56,193 --> 01:04:59,029 Guess we're stuck here all night again, Jim. 866 01:04:59,029 --> 01:05:00,297 Shit! 867 01:05:21,051 --> 01:05:24,054 Mom? Marci! 868 01:05:25,489 --> 01:05:27,091 If he's touched them, I'll break his spine 869 01:05:27,091 --> 01:05:29,994 with my bare hands, I swear to God. 870 01:05:29,994 --> 01:05:31,295 Here, stay here and look out the window. 871 01:05:31,295 --> 01:05:33,597 If you see anybody coming, yell. 872 01:05:33,597 --> 01:05:34,999 And I'll call the police. 873 01:05:54,618 --> 01:05:56,253 Who's that? 874 01:05:56,253 --> 01:05:57,621 Probably a wrong number. 875 01:05:59,323 --> 01:06:02,259 Then, maybe it's for us. 876 01:06:02,259 --> 01:06:04,294 Maybe. 877 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:11,868 Hello? 878 01:06:11,868 --> 01:06:13,537 BILL: I don't have time to explain. We're in great danger. 879 01:06:13,537 --> 01:06:18,775 Go to the Van Der Haven house at the end of Seaview Drive. Got that? 880 01:06:18,775 --> 01:06:21,611 Uh... well... yeah. 881 01:06:25,682 --> 01:06:27,684 Who was it? 882 01:06:27,684 --> 01:06:29,419 Wrong number. 883 01:06:29,419 --> 01:06:31,321 Oh. 884 01:06:36,026 --> 01:06:37,161 Bill? 885 01:07:06,456 --> 01:07:10,160 So, we meet at last. 886 01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:12,596 Okay, hang up on me now. 887 01:07:12,596 --> 01:07:14,398 Hang up on me now! 888 01:07:16,566 --> 01:07:17,734 Shame on you! 889 01:07:20,204 --> 01:07:21,505 Just stay right there! 890 01:07:21,505 --> 01:07:23,740 Get over there and don't move! 891 01:07:23,740 --> 01:07:26,710 All right. Take it easy. 892 01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:30,114 Are you gonna kill us and cut us into little pieces? 893 01:07:30,114 --> 01:07:31,481 Everybody, shut up! 894 01:07:33,150 --> 01:07:36,486 Okay, kids, quiet down. Your father's angry. 895 01:07:36,486 --> 01:07:38,622 Gimme the passbook. The bank passbook! 896 01:07:38,622 --> 01:07:40,490 Here it is, Peter. It was here all the time. 897 01:07:40,490 --> 01:07:41,691 All you had to do was ask. 898 01:07:41,691 --> 01:07:44,594 The name's Matt. Matt Skearns. 899 01:07:44,594 --> 01:07:47,764 You got what you want. Your twin's dead. 900 01:07:47,764 --> 01:07:50,100 MATT: Yeah, I got what I want, almost. 901 01:07:50,100 --> 01:07:54,104 I did 15 years for a murder he committed. This money's mine! 902 01:07:56,573 --> 01:07:59,276 Get in there. Go on. Go on! 903 01:07:59,276 --> 01:08:00,844 You, answer the door. 904 01:08:00,844 --> 01:08:03,113 Don't say anything or you're dead. 905 01:08:08,252 --> 01:08:09,386 Mrs. Van Der Haven, 906 01:08:09,386 --> 01:08:13,390 I'm very sorry to have to bring you this very bad news. 907 01:08:20,330 --> 01:08:23,433 I regret to inform you that your husband... 908 01:08:26,136 --> 01:08:28,438 He's back from the dead! 909 01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:30,574 What seems to be the matter? 910 01:08:32,409 --> 01:08:33,710 We just brought you your effects. 911 01:08:43,820 --> 01:08:45,455 So much for the police. 912 01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:47,324 Aren't you gonna take one of us hostage? 913 01:08:47,324 --> 01:08:50,327 They always take a hostage in case something goes wrong. 914 01:08:50,327 --> 01:08:51,661 No hostages. 915 01:08:51,661 --> 01:08:52,996 But, you have to! 916 01:08:52,996 --> 01:08:56,500 You take one of us hostage and lock the rest of us in the basement. 917 01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:59,936 You go to the bank, get the dough, come back and ice the rest of us, 918 01:08:59,936 --> 01:09:03,407 cut us into little pieces and stuff us in garbage... Shut up. 919 01:09:03,407 --> 01:09:05,309 Shut up, Marci. 920 01:09:05,309 --> 01:09:07,611 How much money you gonna get from the bank? 921 01:09:07,611 --> 01:09:09,713 100,000? 200,000? 922 01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:13,383 Why don't you let me make one phone call? 923 01:09:13,383 --> 01:09:15,352 You could have a million dollars. 924 01:09:21,691 --> 01:09:24,294 Bill Campbell's office. 925 01:09:24,294 --> 01:09:26,563 Jenny, I need you to do something for me. 926 01:09:26,563 --> 01:09:28,565 Sell all our shares of Atwater Tech. 927 01:09:28,565 --> 01:09:32,469 Then wire $1 million to the First National Bank of Buzzsaw. 928 01:09:32,469 --> 01:09:34,504 But... No buts. Just do it. 929 01:09:34,971 --> 01:09:38,475 Yes, sir. 930 01:09:38,475 --> 01:09:41,345 We don't have any shares in Atwater Tech. 931 01:09:41,345 --> 01:09:44,214 Transfer will take about 15 minutes. 932 01:09:44,214 --> 01:09:45,349 So here's the deal. 933 01:09:45,349 --> 01:09:49,219 Take me with you to the bank and let everyone else go. 934 01:09:49,219 --> 01:09:51,888 You're not in any position to make deals. 935 01:09:51,888 --> 01:09:53,523 Then shoot me. 936 01:09:58,528 --> 01:10:00,497 You're thinking I won't care about my own life 937 01:10:00,497 --> 01:10:02,399 once I know that my family's safe. 938 01:10:03,767 --> 01:10:05,535 Take a second hostage. 939 01:10:07,771 --> 01:10:10,907 You're thinking I can't watch two hostages at the same time. 940 01:10:10,907 --> 01:10:13,243 Put the other hostage in the trunk. 941 01:10:13,243 --> 01:10:14,878 Shut up, Marci. 942 01:10:14,878 --> 01:10:16,012 Thanks, kid. 943 01:10:16,012 --> 01:10:17,781 Okay, to the basement. 944 01:10:32,529 --> 01:10:35,599 Hi, Mr. Mayor. This is Vincent. 945 01:10:35,599 --> 01:10:36,800 Piss off! 946 01:10:43,006 --> 01:10:44,240 Hello, Mayor. 947 01:10:53,817 --> 01:10:55,018 Hello, Mr. Mayor. 948 01:10:56,853 --> 01:10:58,254 Hi, Mr. Mayor. 949 01:10:59,656 --> 01:11:03,660 Mr. Mayor. I thought you were speaking at the Founder's Day Festival. 950 01:11:03,660 --> 01:11:04,928 I'll tell you what. 951 01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:06,496 Why don't you give the speech for me? 952 01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:13,002 There should be a million dollars wired here under the name "Bill Campbell." 953 01:11:23,913 --> 01:11:27,551 I'm sorry, Mr. Mayor, we've had no transaction like that. 954 01:11:27,551 --> 01:11:29,786 I don't think we've ever had a transaction like that. 955 01:11:37,327 --> 01:11:38,695 Nobody move! 956 01:11:40,096 --> 01:11:42,366 All right, just gimme what you got! 957 01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:45,769 It's me. 958 01:11:45,769 --> 01:11:47,737 BILL: Okay, it's gonna be all right. 959 01:11:51,107 --> 01:11:54,110 SALLY: Let me out of here! 960 01:11:54,110 --> 01:11:55,912 I gotta get help. I'll be right back. 961 01:11:55,912 --> 01:11:56,946 Hurry! 962 01:11:59,749 --> 01:12:03,420 Push. No, it's further. You gotta twist. 963 01:12:03,420 --> 01:12:04,821 Come on. 964 01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:06,055 Push, push. 965 01:12:06,055 --> 01:12:07,824 Jim Yep? 966 01:12:08,592 --> 01:12:09,693 I got 'em. 967 01:12:14,764 --> 01:12:16,032 Come on, Jim. 968 01:12:18,435 --> 01:12:20,036 You got it? I'm gettin' it. 969 01:12:23,106 --> 01:12:24,408 Jim! 970 01:12:31,848 --> 01:12:33,950 You? You! 971 01:12:35,685 --> 01:12:36,920 I... 972 01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:38,422 Never mind. 973 01:13:04,548 --> 01:13:06,583 I'm back. SALLY: Hurry! 974 01:13:16,860 --> 01:13:19,529 Hey, this your car? 975 01:13:19,529 --> 01:13:21,431 Yes! 976 01:13:21,431 --> 01:13:23,099 This ain't your car. 977 01:13:23,099 --> 01:13:24,801 My father's car. 978 01:13:26,670 --> 01:13:27,704 Shit! 979 01:13:29,673 --> 01:13:30,874 Is this your son? 980 01:13:31,641 --> 01:13:32,676 Yeah. 981 01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:34,778 Damn! 982 01:13:44,554 --> 01:13:47,156 Hey! Get outta there. That's my truck! 983 01:13:48,191 --> 01:13:50,927 Damn! Hey, that's my truck! 984 01:14:54,858 --> 01:14:56,926 LARRY: It's gonna charge. 985 01:14:56,926 --> 01:14:59,796 They always charge when they see red! 986 01:14:59,796 --> 01:15:01,565 It's a cow, Larry. 987 01:15:02,198 --> 01:15:03,700 It's a cow. 988 01:15:11,675 --> 01:15:12,709 Oh! 989 01:15:26,222 --> 01:15:28,024 Okay. 990 01:15:28,024 --> 01:15:30,259 Step over. I can't! 991 01:15:30,259 --> 01:15:32,261 Here, try again. Give me your hand. 992 01:15:49,178 --> 01:15:50,246 Jump! 993 01:15:50,246 --> 01:15:51,915 I can't! My foot's caught! 994 01:15:54,618 --> 01:15:56,019 My hands are slipping! 995 01:15:58,588 --> 01:15:59,989 I am falling! 996 01:16:00,657 --> 01:16:01,825 I got you. 997 01:16:09,332 --> 01:16:10,600 Wha... 998 01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:15,271 Oh, shit! 999 01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:32,789 Oh, God. 1000 01:16:41,164 --> 01:16:42,799 They gotta be down here somewhere. 1001 01:16:43,399 --> 01:16:44,634 Jeez. 1002 01:16:46,369 --> 01:16:48,037 You all right? Yeah. 1003 01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:50,774 Oh, God, it's over. 1004 01:16:56,412 --> 01:16:58,281 Don't get it. 1005 01:17:07,924 --> 01:17:10,960 Bill! You're always one jump ahead, aren't you? 1006 01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:12,261 Mr. Buchenwald. 1007 01:17:12,261 --> 01:17:13,863 I'll never figure out how you knew 1008 01:17:13,863 --> 01:17:15,198 Daisy was a dog. 1009 01:17:15,198 --> 01:17:16,933 Turns out they're totally overextended. 1010 01:17:16,933 --> 01:17:19,068 Brilliant stall tactics, by the way. 1011 01:17:19,068 --> 01:17:21,070 You saved us 140 million. 1012 01:17:21,070 --> 01:17:23,807 Breakfast meeting, tomorrow. 8:00, Riviera Bay Club. 1013 01:17:23,807 --> 01:17:27,210 We're going for Tactel Industries this time. It may get bloody. 1014 01:17:28,912 --> 01:17:30,880 Bill? 1015 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:32,949 I can't make the meeting, Mr. Buchenwald. 1016 01:17:32,949 --> 01:17:35,251 You can't make the meeting? 1017 01:17:35,251 --> 01:17:37,721 Did somebody make you a better offer someplace else? 1018 01:17:39,222 --> 01:17:41,224 I'm working on it. 1019 01:17:41,224 --> 01:17:44,694 I'll top it! I'll top it! I'll top it! 1020 01:17:54,704 --> 01:17:55,739 Aha! 1021 01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:20,730 MARCI: So Matt joined his twin brother in hell, 1022 01:18:20,730 --> 01:18:23,032 and Bill and Sally are getting married in a few days. 1023 01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:25,935 And my mom's a widow, but she's very happy. 1024 01:18:25,935 --> 01:18:28,371 And that's what I did during my summer vacation. 1025 01:18:29,873 --> 01:18:31,307 BOY: Wow, what a vacation! 1026 01:18:38,147 --> 01:18:39,448 See you tomorrow, children. 1027 01:18:40,917 --> 01:18:43,252 BOY 1: What a story! 1028 01:18:43,252 --> 01:18:46,255 BOY 2: She's a good storyteller, no matter what you say. 1029 01:18:46,255 --> 01:18:48,257 BOY 1: You think it was true? 1030 01:18:48,257 --> 01:18:49,859 BOY 2: Ah, it was true. 1031 01:18:49,859 --> 01:18:51,394 What about the Jims? 1032 01:18:55,865 --> 01:18:58,001 SALLY: So, what will you do now? 1033 01:18:58,001 --> 01:19:00,804 BILL: I don't know. Maybe there's an opening in Buzzsaw. 1034 01:19:02,105 --> 01:19:04,941 Mayor of Buzzsaw? 1035 01:19:04,941 --> 01:19:07,811 Well, it's a question of reorientation. 1036 01:19:07,811 --> 01:19:08,845 You know? 1037 01:19:18,187 --> 01:19:20,323 Hop in. Come on. 1038 01:19:30,433 --> 01:19:32,335 Where you headed? 1039 01:19:32,335 --> 01:19:34,137 Buzzsaw. 1040 01:19:34,137 --> 01:19:37,073 We can take you right into town. 1041 01:19:37,073 --> 01:19:38,875 We just gotta tank up first. 1042 01:19:40,476 --> 01:19:42,378 Y'all wanna come tank up with us? 1043 01:19:45,348 --> 01:19:46,782 Why not? 1044 01:19:47,817 --> 01:19:49,285 SALLY: Good idea. 1045 01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:51,554 All right. 1046 01:19:51,554 --> 01:19:54,190 You guys by any chance registered to vote? 1047 01:19:54,190 --> 01:19:56,425 * Hey, baby que paso? 1048 01:19:58,194 --> 01:20:00,029 JIM JR: Hey, you gotta go left here, Jim. 1049 01:20:00,563 --> 01:20:02,565 Left. Left. 1050 01:20:02,565 --> 01:20:04,333 JIM SR: Okay. JIM JR: Yeah. 1051 01:20:04,333 --> 01:20:06,970 * Hey, baby que paso? 1052 01:20:06,970 --> 01:20:11,074 * Please don't leave me de ese modo 1053 01:20:11,074 --> 01:20:15,244 * Come on, baby turn around 1054 01:20:15,244 --> 01:20:19,415 * Let me see your pretty blue eyes 1055 01:20:19,415 --> 01:20:23,519 * Don't you know that I love you 1056 01:20:23,519 --> 01:20:27,857 * Please don't leave me de ese modo 1057 01:20:27,857 --> 01:20:30,426 * Hey, baby que paso? 1058 01:20:32,061 --> 01:20:34,898 * Thought I was your only vato 1059 01:20:36,199 --> 01:20:38,534 * Hey, baby que paso? 1060 01:20:40,369 --> 01:20:43,039 * Won't you give me un beso? 1061 01:20:53,416 --> 01:20:56,485 * Que paso, baby? I thought I was your only vato 1062 01:20:57,286 --> 01:20:59,188 * What's happening here? 1063 01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:03,559 * Hey, baby que paso? 1064 01:21:05,394 --> 01:21:08,097 * Thought I was your only vato 1065 01:21:09,532 --> 01:21:12,068 * Hey, baby que paso? 1066 01:21:13,669 --> 01:21:16,973 * Please don't leave me de ese modo 1067 01:21:17,974 --> 01:21:20,309 * Come on, baby turn around 1068 01:21:22,145 --> 01:21:24,447 * Let me show you how I feel 1069 01:21:26,249 --> 01:21:29,052 * Don't you know that I love you 1070 01:21:30,386 --> 01:21:33,056 * And my corazon is real 1071 01:21:34,457 --> 01:21:36,993 * Hey, baby que paso? 1072 01:21:38,627 --> 01:21:41,297 * Thought I was your only vato 1073 01:21:43,032 --> 01:21:45,168 * Hey, baby que paso? 1074 01:21:47,070 --> 01:21:49,672 * Won't you give me un beso 1075 01:22:02,051 --> 01:22:04,120 * It's Freddy Fender! 1076 01:22:07,490 --> 01:22:10,226 * Hey, baby que paso? 1077 01:22:11,627 --> 01:22:14,330 * Thought I was your only vato 1078 01:22:15,731 --> 01:22:18,101 * Hey, baby que paso?